What you see above is a bunch of strange, amateurish, drawings of rats. What Niki sees is the poster for a horrifying TV serial she doesn't have the stomach to sit through, despite her love for the idiot box.

This was a collection of rat-inspired messages I sent to Niki in IMT over MSN Messenger, once I had learnt of her soft corner for little furry rodents - compiled and presented here for your viewing pleasure...